“Research really hard and you’ll get an arbitrary higher number on a paper so your parents don’t yell at you.”

“Research really hard and you’ll get to bring history to life for your friends, and even throw in some werewolves for good fun.”

Gee I sure know which one would motivate me too! LOL

Also, yeehaw, Deadlands!

Oh it’s okay I don’t need cyan :)

You’ve met a bugbear. Now get ready for BORG BEAR.

LOL. That one’s really clever!

I’m sure there’d also eventually be a raging debate at the table to whether pigeon poop, whilst technically being a “projectile”, counts as a “missile.” Then something like “Was the pigeon aiming for something?”

…In which case you could set that shield up in the town square and all the statues would be squeaky clean!

Band of Gorilla Repair: Once per day, can repair anything, or rather, will summon 1d4 (can be modified depending on the size of the job) massive gorillas who show up seemingly out of nowhere whenever anything near the wearer breaks or is heavily damaged. The gorillas can repair anything.

Those not expecting to see a bunch of repair-happy gorillas must make a fear check.

These mysterious gorillas are actually friendly and fix whatever thing was broken, but beware, their patience quickly runs out for anybody intentionally causing disrepair or destruction in their presence!

Yeah, it works just like this!

I hope while they were walking around, a projectile would just donk right into their shield on occasion, just to keep them on their toes. :)

Imagine if they rolled the whiskey thing whenever they tried to use it. Then at the local tavern “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”

(Dice clatter)

TPK.

Me, but a highschooler, walking through a parking lot next to a park where people practiced golf, and picking up a golf ball next to my buddy’s car and going “Ha, it fits in your tailpipe!” and losing my grip. It rolled smoothly into the deep dark tubular abyss. Whoops.

Why did I do that?!

He was pretty miffed until we risked starting up the car and the pressure just rolled it right back out. I got off so easy. I was freaking out too and shouting "I have no idea what made me do that I’m so sorry!!"😂

This sounds pretty exciting and I keep hearing more and more about piefed lately. I’m kinda excited for this new burgeoning era of the federated 'Net!

That’s a really cool idea actually. I never considered that you could use such a crazy low quant to, it sounds like, temporarily “train” it for the task at hand instead of having to use up countless watt hours training the model itself!

That’s how I use these things, too. Not to “help me code”, but as a fancy search engine that can generally nudge me towards a solution I can work out myself.

Woah you know what? I think when I got it on 360 I didn’t get any of the DLCs. Just a special edition that gave me a…nuke launcher? Lol

Here the remastered trilogy is just sitting in my library…I need to finally get to it!

Swimming Nougat didn’t come out until Steak Eater tho.

The ending of ME2 alone makes the whole trilogy worth it IMHO. I dare say that’s just about a “perfect game.”

I really miss that. I’m sad that even games like WoW where I gladly chatted with strangers all day has turned into…well…

Kinda like everybody’s going grocery shopping with their headphones on…

Ah modding it…I remember, for some reason, whenever I wanted to make a new NPC, everyone in the world reacted as if I were naked. I have no idea what that was about!

…so I just did goofy stuff like putting a ton of that ice ore chunk stuff in a barrel right next to the guy that makes you ice armor in Bloodmoon.

Or making the “Glass Bracers of Chuck Norris” to fortify hand to hand because mine sucked and I needed to beat up a guy for a quest…killed him in one punch. Oops. <_<

I also made a fun house in Balmora with a bunch of replenishing colorful torches (I LOVE the light sources in this game) and embedded tons of chests in the walls, since the poor sucker it belonged to never would go inside. XD

I doubt anybody’s gonna actually use it much, but I’m currently setting up a Minetest/Luanti Voxelibre server accessible to friends and fam through TailScale on my home server.

I thought it’d be so neat having a world running whether I was there to see it or not.

But yeah, I know I won’t get that community aspect of having a digital third-place the people in my life can just vibe. =\

My wife lost her Minecraft login / key we had since beta, but I really enjoyed playing with her, and personally using Technic mods and stuff.

This open source implementation has come REALLY FAR and feels like discovery again!

“I heard them say we’ve reached Morrowind. I’m sure they’ll let us go.”

–Jiub

Truly loved Morrowind. The first game that I played that had such a powerful construction set! And getting to influence the construction of the colony on Solstheim in Bloodmoon was captivating.

It really did feel like “Living another life” as the box art proclaimed.

I’m still enjoying OpenMW to this day, when I can, in my adult life. Also (can’t find the image at the moment)

YoU wOuLdN’T sTeAL a LiMeWaRe PlaTteR!!

Similarly, the first time making it through winter in Banished! If you don’t get it just right, swaths of folks just freeze and starve to death. Scary stuff!

Beating halo final level with wife in co-op

Such an incredible final mission haha.