everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
Not a stack of roombas in a trenchcoat.
everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited
probably something like this
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.
“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”
“What makes you say that?”
Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.
…you live in Australia, don’t you
repentant thieves
Huh, that makes perfect sense. He does run the biggest reverse-heist in the world, after all
in that he’s planning to take Courage the Cowardly Dog off of [HBO] Max next
“And what do you see in there, Doctor Kitty? 😆”
“I see a lab assistant that hasn’t loaded up any slides.”
"Oh, uh…”
“I swear, if I was polydactyl you’d be out of a job.”
heck, I’d settle for half a Short Circuit
Lost m’balls to Sam 'n Max, m’self.
smacks toothless gums
Instructions unclear, have transported angry anthropomorphic gator rockstar robot to your location
“Okay, I did it. I have painted your cat.”
“Grand! Is it framed yet?”
“Is it WHAT.”
“Framed, my good fellow! I want the portrait framed!”
“The… I will be right back.”
an angry purple cat runs about in the background
Or, as he’s known to his crewmates, “Monty.”
Skynet later released a statement regarding the event, stating that it was “really just an honest mistake” and that it still intends to continue with their plan of letting humanity destroy itself.
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