I’ve been trying to remember the last movie I went to see in a theater and all I can come up with is LOTR: Return of the King, lol!

Not even remotely with her. My other cat, quite possibly. He likes a belly rub until he doesn’t and you can never predict the timing.

I prefer a nice medium oxidation/ medium to dark roast oolong myself.

Earl Grey is too cloying for me.

Have you tried a nice oolong? I used to think the same until I tried a good tieguanyin.

You mean import the upper level Nazis into America ala Operation Paperclip?

Ya know , it’s been so long since I went that I totally forgot about that! Definitely agree.

What theaters are you going to that serve eggs?

You tryna act like you. no. me.

Had a cat like that who was the most lovey-dovey cat. Cuddle maniac complete with waterworks when you would pet him. Drool cat to the limit!

Hight ticket prices, high snack prices, no pause button, sticky floors, other audience members. Hmmm. Wonder why things are bad for theaters?

DAK https://youtu.be/Q_igolfkQU0

Bobbing https://youtu.be/V4LLgIgwmTA

Skinshape (maybe sorta well known?) https://youtu.be/ulOgzjdBdzY

I mirror their body language like I’m gearing up for a fight and then make mine totally relax and talk in a pleasant voice. It breaks their brains.

Checks and balances ftw. I wanna leave this planet.

Who’s “red” now? Russia is not the USSR anymore and definitely NOT communist.

That sounds like it would require leaving the house, which I am less and less inclined to do. Hypothetically though, sure!

How will my friends know I care if I can’t lick them? (I don’t actually have any though, so it’s hypothetical)

We live in a parody.

And you are an asshole.

It functions. That’s part of the issue. It’s mostly there to protect the rich and fuck the poor and minorities.

The media is almost wholly owned by the same people responsible for the policy setting. The people are propagandized into acceptance and complacency. Even the “left” in this country is in fact made up of capitalist apologists and collaborators. They installed “compatible leftists” into universities wholesale in the 60s and it hasn’t changed. Milquetoast criticism of the most egregious harm is all you can ever expect. I have no idea how to overcome 80 or so years of brainwashing the populace. I am glad I never had kids.