I have an interview coming up. Can I get you to dress up as me and go to the interview?

“Well, it looks like I just picked a whole bouquet of Oopsie-daisies.”

Agree with you, why be a crab in a bucket. You should support others trying to get up, not cry ‘it should be me!’. Change takes time and everybody can’t be helped at once. Also we need to tar and feather some greedy bastards