He does stupidly well with the ladies. Kavorka for days.

Ibuprofen if I’m at work, but at home I usually take a short nap and have some coffee after, which works better for me.

Mr. Burton is a treasure.

Pretty sure this is the closest we’ve been to including an actual vampire in this game.

Does Allucard count as a vampire?

MikeSmith2.22.1989

See, Mike can’t forget his username if it’s his name and birthday.

I went through 4 years of high school without ever taking a shit at school for this very reason.

I like to say that everyone is deserving of respect, but few are deserving of deference.