What are jobs? Are we talking about work that needs to be done, or are we requiring people to keep busy doing nothing to earn the right to stay alive?

I love both your dogs.

The 10th Kingdom is a 10 hour mini series that plays with fairy tales.

On my way to an election site (US 2024) I ran over a cardinal. I knew then it was gonna be bad.

Struggling with whether to up vote or down vote, because Repo is an amazing movie. Its definitely not for everyone, though, so I would give a recommendation without knowing the person’s taste.

Car washes and tire shops.

Damn, I gotta stop reading things immediately after I wake up. You’re right, I read it wrong.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

I’m going to get downvoted, but hard disagree on this one. Way longer than 30 seconds and not remotely worth it. If anyone is curious, just scroll to the bottom for the punchline.

Oh, Rob . . . me with fees.

I may not have heard any of her latest stuff.

After Bad Guy, i couldn’t tell the difference between Billie Eillish songs.

I literally am.

I like readtangle.com

It’s an independent newsletter that tackles a major US news item each day, compiling views from across the political spectrum, without engaging in click bait or hyperbole. Every newsletter ends with a feel-good story.

I recently went to a pottery shop for a christmas event. I bought a piece from a woman there, and as she excitedly told me about some of her projects, I shared some of mine. It seemed like we had a lot in common, so I said “I think we should be friends” and gave her my number. She texted and tomorrow we’re going out for karaoke.

I made friends with my dog’s groomer the same way. If you vibe with someone you meet in the course of life, you can act like a child and just straight up invite them to be friends.

We both love the idea of leaving home, but hate it in practice. And we’re constantly thinking about our next meal.

People have different reactions to different substances.

Check your library. They do all kinds of activities.