That contraction. I understood it instantly but still went back to look again lol

Found the one I was thinking of:

Someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner’s front door and beating him to death in front of his family? I feel like they forgot.

It was on Twitter, no idea the origin.

Consider mom and dad want to be there for first steps and might be happier if you kept quiet, lol

Yeah, lost my little four legged soul mate last year. I wish I’d just done it the night I let her go.

I really don’t think I’m gonna make it that far, I don’t even know if I still want to.

And a camera, lol

If I had such a lovely pink tutu I would be smug as well.