Funny? Funky? Frisky? Feisty? Frosty? What mystery do you hide behind these asterisks?!
My first dog HATED rain with all her poodle heart. She did all her duties right near the front door and then just dragged her feet behind me while I did my obligatory 20 min route so I don’t get yelled at by my parents for not walking the dog enough
Actually, no. Her full name is Serenade ¯_(ツ)_/¯
This article reads better with this track on https://youtu.be/yFMaEIHIrGw
I call bullshit! Everyone knows that Cerberus was named after that paramilitary group in Mass Effect!
My father once chose course of intravenous therapy over intramuscular injections because apparently exposing your butt to a nurse is not manly enough