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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • Couple stories for you. Had a tray of 100 hot wings we ordered one night drunk. Left it on the counter for 3 days straight eating out of it until they were gone. They never were brought above or below room temperature for that entire time. We didn’t die.

    I also regularly order too much food. Forget to fridge the leftovers, and still eat the crap the next day. I’ve yet to be food poisoned from this.

    Maybe I am just lucky.














  • Ohhhhhh no. So… I’m a late diagnosed fuck head. I had that same train of thought. Here’s what actually happens.

    You get put on meds that make absolute, dead ass silence tolerable.

    That in and of itself is surreal.

    Then you explore more. Find these new limits without the constant distraction.

    Immediately feel ripped off by life realizing how many more actual important things you could’ve stomped out in a day without a weeks worth of planning and monkey paw style wishes and false promises.

    Pivot to hating everyone “normal” for “being lazy and not using this inherent super power”. (This sounds familiar? Lazy. Just need discipline! Boot straps!)

    Slowly realize now YOU have the actual super power.

    Get used to the meds. Become reliant on them to even be half as functional as you were when they were new, though still significantly better than you were, it is never like that first month.

    Queue exploring other medications with your doctor who assures you they care, but now you’re suspect for asking instead of being offered.

    These are controlled substances, after all. Maybe now you’re not addicted to being normal and productive, and can actually function more than base survival.

    Nope. This must be an addiction issue.

    Rinse and repeat.

    Welcome to the show.

    This is still better than being ignored.