I wanted to work at CERN in high school, alcohol from 18-24 ruined whatever slim chance I had of accomplising that, and now I do manual labor for billionaires

Smash players would be foaming at the mouth at the mere idea of Nintendo touching their precious baby

Value Selects “Midnight Pretenders” cover

Ignorant fucking take

May the force be with you

Can’t stand coffee, the smell and the taste, even with cream and sugar

She asked me to cut her with a razor, hard no from me

Superbad