Gonna give you the “wellll ackshually” here:

The original Robin Hood wore red, his hood the color of a robin, hence the name

It’s only since the Disney version everyone slaps him in green

She openly bragged about it last year

Yep, tore my meniscus in my knee a month ago shifting my weight standing still in my kitchen

Yeah, this is some of the least surprising news ever

This is Zoe, aka Princess Zoe Peanut Butter Garbanzo

She got the name peanut butter from a delivery guy one day who was helping move in a new couch. She just went up to him friendly as can be and the delivery guy just went “hey peanut butter” and the nickname stuck.

Which means this is a terrible signing for the Eagles. Up until this season Hurts was exclusively a shotgun player. Moore added a bit of under center formations but I doubt a first time OC is going to be innovative

“Look, we’re all tired of kicking the Giants when they’re down for the Barkley stuff…”

Speak for yourself, my Super Bowl Barkley jersey just arrived yesterday

He played on it last year and he’s getting 29 million this year, can’t be that upset