That’s some solid reframing, bro 👍

But you’re not. Trump is still living a lavish life full of excess, despite his debts.

Wealth is about lifestyle, not numbers.

It really is the same energy

I guess I’m one of the few here, but I just don’t see what so romantic about two people hearing a loud noise that can be heard from literally miles away.

So you have to fiddle with the volume less on vinyl?

That’s the one good selling point I’ve heard for vinyl so far.

So today we’re going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I’m doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it’s something that you need to know. So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you’re in the right place! We’re talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let’s jump right in.

So in this video we’re going to talk about tying shoes … [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

I have narrowed it down to something that’s pretty exclusively used to preserve pork

I don’t know of any preservatives that are exclusively used for pork. I’m a butcher so I have pretty good knowledge of that stuff. I didn’t really expect it would help you but I thought I’d take a shot in the dark.

I don’t really feel like I’m missing out anyways.

Grocery store sausages, definitely not.

Some ideas you’ve probably already considered:

• Nitrates and nitrites: in pretty much every commercial sausage. May be listed in the ingredients as curing salt or Prague powder.

• Onion or garlic powder

• Breadcrumbs

• Emulsifiers: in any kind of hotdog or Weiner where it’s all blended and looks smooth, as opposed to a sausage where you can actually see little pieces of fat and meat. Listed in the ingredients as some kind of gum or some kind of glyceride.

That user base is a drop in the ocean compared to most of reddits user base, and those people have all left already.

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The comparison in this case is operating on the word half, not on the subject of the sentence:

Only half want to get married, even less [than half] want kids.

Pernicious knids!

SCRAM

Consumables are always the best gifts. I don’t even bother with anything else anymore, unless it’s something that I made myself because then it has sentimental value.

No, Newtonian physics works just fine. Unless things are too big, too small, too fast, or too slow.

At least that’s what a meme I once saw said.

Before tablets, parents didn’t survive.

The target being the executives who will approve the marketer’s work.

I don’t how many times in my life I’ve thought “this thing I’m doing is really cool, I should share it!” And immediately follow it up with “yeah but why would I care if anyone else sees it? I’m doing this for me, not them.”

And as time goes on I think less and less about impressing other people and just take pleasure in my own skills and creations, and let me tell you, it’s way better this way.

Suggesting molasses as an alternative for honey lmao

It’s a small enough number you think they could have just said exactly how many there were.

Fewer than 10 … So, 9? 8, perhaps? Surely not 7!