Only reason I’m gonna set off fireworks is for my kid. He turned 5 in May and has been begging me to set off fireworks for the 4th.

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Mike, just cause you’re a shit parent who can’t talk to his kid, doesn’t mean you gotta make the rest of us suffer.

Do you mean no matter what? Like if your partner isn’t sleepy and wants to stay up, you’d get mad if they didn’t stay in bed? If it’s that…then…woah red flag.

I wonder what it’s gonna be like when they get rid of everyone brown and it’s only pasty old white guys running for office. How quickly will they turn on each other?

It’s defeating. I remember telling folks left and right. Anyone that would listen. I really don’t even feel like talking to folks about it anymore now. It’s been a very numb year…

I step on em. I like to make sure there’s no chance.

This is why I stop and put mine out on the bottom of my shoes and put the butt back in the box.

I was wondering. Thank you.

Actually, it’s my arm today…my 5 yr old decided to sleep across both his mother and I.

Do these mother fuckers ever hear themselves talk? Have they never seen a video telling em what nukes do? Christ.