Boomer Humor Doomergod

It’s not a spoiler when the neolibs do it. Progressives are the ones who have to vote blue no matter who.

Stop thinking that’s going to happen.

It’s never going to happen.

Aww, now I feel bad for whistling back

Take that nature! We know who’s the dominant species!

The same person who taught me that antisemitism and antizionism aren’t the same thing also made me eat a burrito on his front porch because it wasn’t kosher.

You can buy cable modems cheap, too. No reason to use their crap at all.

In order to feel patriotic you’ll have to have failed history.

The fact that the Hawk Tuah girl made bank on a crypto scam is a great example of why this is the case.

Private jets, for one.

Also yachts.

There’s evidence that being wealthy does indeed change your brain

I don’t scream into a pillow. I just wake up at dawn and have a panic attack until I have to actually move.

That sounds like a “them” problem that I’m to “me” to worry about.

Got it. No therapist it is.

He’s going for the martyr angle already. Shame…

If Nobel winning economists could convince the average voter we’d have luxury gay space communism already.

People are too stupid for it.

Does getting health care mean leaving your basement?

If so, young men aren’t doing it.

Hell, I leave my basement frequently and don’t want to get health care because I’m sure it will bankrupt me.

If someone callled me an ambulance I’d fight them because I don’t have ambulance money.

Not in politics, no.

Feels a lot like being assigned to your bully for a class project.

This is exactly what democracy feels like every time.

Clown government. Shithole country.

There is an uncut shot of a cat falling 20-30 feet into an ocean.

If that’s not cruelty I don’t know what is.