Sorry, I forgot I wasn’t allowed to have an opinion.

We’ll build a new internet with blackjack and hookers.

Just like it used to be.

Bet those institutions would feel a lot more confident if people were doing more than holding signs.

If it were violent treason I might go. It’s just gonna be a bunch of people yelling at institutions that don’t give a fuck what they think.

He’ll be head of the ATF within a week

“When they go low we go high” got us Donald Trump

Her hubris astonishes me.

Does she not believe that her Dear Leader will rule over America forever?

And she thinks a woman could do a better job?

Are we sure she’s still a republican?

When people say they don’t care about politics it’s mainly because they’re so utterly disenfranchised they avoid it rather than feel frustrated at their complete lack of ability to change anything, all while getting into arguments with friends and neighbors.

Car go vroom. Modded car go vroom faster. Simple as.

(It’s also a socially acceptable autistic fixation.)

Just needed a little bit of patience and a whole lotta Google Translate

Well then fuck those fascists

If it had grip sand integrated into the paint it would make sense that it needed repainted, and getting one color of deck paint is cheaper, and black paint absorbs more sunlight so they need to salt less.

Still sucks, but it’s the same reason we can’t have cool cars anymore.

I can’t wait. Whenever fascists try to be cool they look hilarious

Thanks now I’m having flashbacks

Very normal and very cool

If you think German C is bad imagine Czech PHP.

Had to refactor an entire custom Magento plugin written in it.

Sounds about right for the Christians I know, actually

Same except Marathon 2

Welcome to another Thursday

IIRC the kid who got arrested was the “wrong” color