This post made me think “if there’s lesbian porn for the male gaze, is there gay porn for the female gaze?”

Sometimes I want to look at two ladies

Remember what you are, American

Ugh don’t remind me

We never do

What’s crazy is Trump has already been impeached! TWICE!

Didn’t stop us with Hawaii

They should make the next IP standard spin. Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning.

It would be less of a nightmare than changing all our addresses to add four more sets, be alphanumeric, and to change the separator.

The design team flew too close to the sun with that.

This is a pretty good takedown of IPv6 but I think the biggest problem with its adoption is the addresses. They look like gobbledygook just so we can give everything a public address and it made it a lot more fiddly to configure.

Good to know. But unless you want to be giving Rivers Cuomo the autofocus ones probably aren’t your style.

Also, could there be a backlash against thick frames in the future because they might be hiding electronics

Stop IPv6 from existing.

Make IPv5, add a fifth number to the address, and improve NAT.

Not every particle in the universe needs a publicly routable address.

Plus “clunky” bifocals have way fewer moving parts and can be made with thin wire frames so they’re lighter.

I’m sure there might be someone with really bad eyesight for whom these might be useful - like if the near and far prescriptions are too different to be possible, maybe - but this is inferior to the actual solution in almost every way.

My brain evolved to eat berries with a few dozen of my best friends and relatives. Not deal with eight billion humans.

Right? It’s like these guys have never seen The Wire.

I hate this Chicken Soup for the Soul bullshit but I’m glad you took the time to reply.

The differences my choices have made are so imperceptible as to be invisible.

This American does. Being the only country not bombed to hell in WWII is a great way to fall ass backwards into hegemony.

I like that analogy and will be stealing it.

Okay I guess I’ll just give up because nothing will ever be good enough.

Oh wait already have.

He’s a panicky idiot with a gun. He’s perfect for the job.