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I’m all for some barbecue

The last time the Democrats had a coherent plan for when they got into office was 1930

Okay so the Democrats are just shit at winning elections, got it.

“What could we do to get more voters? We’re just so confused by this new political landscape. I know! Let’s go on an podcast! Kids like those, right?” - The DNC, probably

“Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities.” - Runa Fair-Shield.

The whole of human history is solving a problem which then creates bigger, more complicated problems to solve.

See also: The assassination of Franz Ferdinand

See also see also: The Treaty of Westphalia

The legality of this tactic is debated

How legal it is entirely depends on who’s going to enforce this

Oracle is so shitty to its customers there’s multiple law firms that specialize in helping customers sue them.

I became an independent in part to get democrats to actually care about me. They don’t give a fuck what I think if I’m a member because they just assume I’m voting for them.

Oh man they signed in blue that means they have to do what they say

So the 80s?

The weird nerd model UN kids who are excited to meet Biden are the same as the weird nerds who run the party.

Solution: Create an open source foundation, cram the board with Google employees

Nope, still disagree. Don’t have time or inclination to explain why, though.

Goodbye.

Now I want a towel shaped cake

With mint frosting

No but I think I’ll get them as gifts

I’ve lived that life and it’s fucking awesome. Congrats at winning. I hope I can join you soon.

You forgot:

5. People without homes

PA is a good example of this. The “high middle class” income is about $150k. That’s great if you live in Dubois but not so great in Philly.

I’ve seen that video. Everyone’s seen that video.

And if my only option is to keep voting for the party that has failed so completely a fascist is in office then we are well and truly fucked.

Don’t vote for anyone, got it