Are you ready for a miracle!!?

Right? Stopped being a site I frequent and becomes more of a thing I see in search results.

Ah ya. Two years ago, I used to use both. Reddit old via Firefox mobile and lemmy via sync. Now I just lemmy because reddit is both cumbersome to use and, for lack of a better word, generic. The interaction doesn’t feel real. So now I just lemmy.

Except sometimes on desktop when I browse porn. There. I said it.

Got any grapes?

Eh doubt. Everyone’s on their LTE nowadays…

It’s no different than 200 ppl exiting an underground tunnel on a train.

Again, if ever there was real concern, all devices would have to be surrendered.

If wifi was actually a legit issue, TSA would make you surrender all electronics. No if and but.

Uh, don’t make me tap the sign…

Don’t people also refer to the balrog “flying from Thangorodrim”? But here “fly” means “flee” in the same use case as Gandalf said to the party: “fly, you fools”.

So again, no. Balrog do not have wings.