Curious what would happen if the jewel was stored in a small lockbox. That wouldn’t be pleasant.

I’m gonna need 100gp worth of ball bearings. I don’t know what for, but I know whatever it is will be hilarious.

Steel_nomad fucks chickens. I have proof.

Sleep in the bed you made, shit in, fuckwads.

You must buy the cards or they will put you behind the bars.

Did you find the… Charity pictures?

I love transubstantiation. It’s basically mandatory to believe it to be a catholic. A lot don’t understand it though. But if you find one that does, ask them to explain why it’s not cannibalism.

Everyone knows kids turn sexy at 18. 17 is close enough.

/S

The south has a unique blend of high deference to police and low education. Someone thinking the best way to get teen girl nudes is to become a cop and abuse his power had Bible belt vibes to me.

Isn’t this what basically half of people expected to happen? It was an exhibition, not a fight.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MM-8k9BFMLk

How far south?

And a goat. That’s gotta count for something.

Some brands do slim sizes. Small shirts don’t cover my belt but mediums can be baggy on me, but medium slim fits perfectly.

Charlie kirk but it’d be really hard to hit.

Upside: pharma companies stop making massive profits

Downside: we all die from preventable diseases.

Win some lose some 🤷

Don’t worry, trump promised to deport all the illegal immigrants.

On the plus side, it feels like I sleep forever when I’m dreading the next day. I’ll wake up worried my alarm is about to go off and realize I still have 3 more hours.

I guess the question is are they lying? Or are they being truthful and only 40 trucks were sent because orgs are getting tired of their people exploding? Either way…

Good eye