It’s always amazing to realize that the grifters are just a cog in the griftosphere where they reside. Although the grifter Charley Kirk may be dead, all the other grifters attached him are trying to attach other gears to the grift machine so make paychecks keep coming in.

It’s parasites all the way down.

It’s very rarely fatal, it’s usually more of a “Barfing out everything you ate for the past week… as well as your shoes” sort of poisoning.

Expose him immediately!

The funny thing is that they’re both such generic rightwing grifters that I can’t keep those two separate in my head. When I first heard about Kirk getting capped my first thought was “Was this a anti-semetic attack?” quickly followed by “Wait, am I thinking of the right guy?” (spoiler alert, I wasn’t)

Okay, I really want to know why these guys were transporting barrels of water with 0.001% heroin in them. Was it a con? A test run? Barrel re-use? A case of cops not having heroin on hand to frame them?

I’m just baffled as to why you’d be hauling around eight barrels of water and how the trace amounts of heroin got in them.

God dammit, I was gonna do that joke. (as were most of the other commenters I’m sure)

To be fair… his brain is so rotted that I’d be surprised if he remembered last Tuesday.

I would not have called that one.

“Come on guy, you should be happy that Trump wants to put armed military personnel on your streets! They’re so cool with their automatic weapons and zooming around in their giant military vehicles! So come on, buddy… pal; you just need give up a smidge of your freedom for security. It’s only temporary… honest!”

Trump cut a deal with him to give him the spot in exchange for RFK’s support in the election (which Trump probably needed), and that probably isn’t gonna change unless Trump is willing to stab him in the back.

Don’t count this out. IMO a lot of Trumps older grifts failed because because once the money started rolling in Trump tried to cut everyone else out of the grift, imploding the whole thing.

“Poutrage”. Lol, I’ve gotta remember that one

So remember to memorize spells like Burning hands, Melf’s acid arrow, and fireball before you venture into the comments section.

On Thursday in the Mount Pleasant neighborhood, where federal agents appear to have left a dildo in the place of an anti-ICE banner they purloined a week before, residents confronted and pursued three apparently off-duty federal agents, cursing at them and taunting them about the sex toy. “Did you forget your dildo?” the woman shooting the video repeatedly asked.

I hadn’t heard of that one.

I’m sure there will be another pump (and subsequent dump) the next time Trump wants a bribe.

If this happens, I urge Zelensky not to drink any tea during this meeting.

Uhh… don’t a lot of modern printers have onboard storage where they keep previously printed documents? If so you could probably get a lot more from that printer. Or am I thinking of copiers?

The company also says it’s introduced other safeguards, including one that deliberately inserts “obvious errors” into draft reports,

Lol, suuurree… Those aren’t glitches, it’s a feature to insert obvious errors.

Huh, I honestly wasn’t expecting a third amendment violation from this administration.

Let’s all say it again… “Cruelty is the point”

I’m guessing a salad with poppy seeds sprinkled on it.