I’m still on android 10 over here. I hadn’t even looked until I saw this. Are you saying it’s better to get a new phone, rather than just a new battery for my S9?

In the UK we pride ourselves on our ability to queue for no apparent reason.

Try being a premier league fan. Where they’re not allowed to show any 3pm kick offs on a Saturday afternoon…when the majority play.

It’s like when you have a Berocca and your wee is a luminous yellow for your next few trips because your body can’t absorb all of the extra vitamins isn’t it?

Just to really fuck with them. They could turn up for the game and just lose every game. Like, turn up and just do nothing as a form of protest.

I witnessed something at work a few weeks ago, that caught me off guard. One of the managers was asking for a favour off one of the lads in work, it’s a blue collar job so it’s never been PC, “Carl, need a favour, can you do such and such” “Can’t sorry Steve” “Go on lad don’t be gay” “Steve, I’ve been taking cock for the last 25 years and you asking me to stop for an extra hours work won’t stop me”

Everyone around just creased up laughing.