I have been joking with my roommate lately that we’re probably only a decade or so out from landlords putting coin-op toilets in apartments. What a capitalist dystopia it’ll be.
But my friends call me Spray.
Many of my friends are in critical condition after an incident involving my father and some bees. The pest control guy was not helpful. I spent many hours on the phone with him explaining the situation already, so please do not suggest I call him for advice.
I have been joking with my roommate lately that we’re probably only a decade or so out from landlords putting coin-op toilets in apartments. What a capitalist dystopia it’ll be.


The only thing I hate more than seeing a standard “MAGA” merch is seeing “TRUMP 2028” merch. It’s disturbing how many of those I’ve seen around since the last US election.


There’s an n-word that Republicans tend to use more than other people. However, it is in terrible taste to use it.
Misread that as “my own mortality”, and thought he was poking the bear, so to speak.
Fortunately, his power is also limited by the amount of time he has left. So, hypothetically speaking, if anyone wants to… finish his term early, it would certainly contain his power.