No, Miss Kitty, I don’t have any games on there

Ever heard of an HDMI cable? just use the TV as a monitor

Joke’s on them, I’m not stupid enough to connect my TV to wifi

I’m a guy, I like dominating women. When I talk about my kinks, I have a gnack for awakening kinks in the women I date

Practice better OpSec…don’t reveal secrets to people who won’t keep them

You’re late, I’m not paying for those

why is that thing always broken at every single one of them?

the despecialized editions are the unremastered versions, I’m asking for the 1990s remasters

You’ve been struck by’ you’ve been hurt by’ a lil’criminal!

Luma stealer never went away, redline stealer is still around too

I taught 3 of them to “high five” , “shake” and “sit” and the 4th one meows and yowls when you sing 1950s songs to her

Like Bobby Darin’s “pretty ms kitty”

Or “Sharon” by the same guy “I ain’t Sharin Shorn with’a’nobody else!”

“No sir, I’m off the clock now, Unless you’re paying overtime I’ll see you tomorrow”

at one point I had 6 cats and 3 dogs

what’s the prognosis if I have 4?

One time when I was a kid I left one of my dresser drawers open on purpose just because I knew my big fluffy Maine Coone would take a cat nap in there, sure enough, I was right, when I got back from school she was in there

Sometimes a wheelchair bound person might still be able to move his or her legs, but not reliably enough to walk on his or her own

that’s why that wheelchair is set up like that, I’ve been around a lot of disabled people

I stopped going to therapy a long time ago. no matter which one I went to, all they did was ask personal questions and no advice

not sure if I have ADHD, but I am autistic.

I hate it when I say one thing without stuttering or mis-speaking even a little and the person I’m talking to responds to the exact opposite of what I said

Bing is better than google…but that’s a low bar to overcome

goatsie coffee

the old days of high speed internet was a wild time