spooky scary kitty cats

the cat is about to knock that over

the kitty is going to be playing my music library on shuffle

My commute to work would be A LOT longer if I wasn’t able to work from home.

Traffic is a fucking nightmare between where I live and my workplace, parking is even worse. I have to have a truck with all wheel drive and 4x4. (It’s pretty neat, I can lock and unlock the differential whenever I want.) to be able to get around during the wetter and colder seasons. that’s not compatible with the parking spaces at my work

I’m a green lantern. That’s not a new species, it’s only the first time a human discovered one

A library is a tax-funded service and you’re expected to return anything you check out from them.

The kitty wants the meat

I’ve had a weekly pill box thing since I was in elementary school

The side effects alone make you “punk” and a “rebel” as it were

not sure about a laser disk scan. It’s just a DVD box set that came included with the un-remastered editions in the bonus disk

I don’t support any kind of centralized control over anything. So I don’t support the EU

I like systems where you have inalienable rights from something like the US constitution, but then each town being a self-governing local community.

It’s much harder to bribe policitians when there’s significantly more of them you’d need to bribe. And it’s harder to get away with taking a bribe when everyone you’re serving knows who you are

I have copies of the second remastering box set that came included with the original un-remastered editions. What do I use to copy off those?

Livvy Dun?

It’s me, I’m the Rizzler

No cat can ever be too photogenic

I don’t drink alcohol, and I think I have a food aversion to all of that.

“Our soruces here at TMZ have revealed to us that Standford the cat also snorts and smokes catnip while periodically napping in the bath tub. Seems the pressures of being an ordinary house cat are really getting to him.”

I used to have a cat what would bite his rear claws to sharpen them. When I first saw him do it I was shocked and I made him stop so I could make sure he didn’t have anything stuck between his toes. That’s when I found out what I already said.

best buds

I’ve never paid even 1 cent to watch something online. Never paid for porn either.

I’m not about to start

if it ain’t swiss, it ain’t shit