Mr. Zeus

It’s a feast fit for royalty! …To them

My cats would hate that

Think about how many times the copyright nazis have tried to crack down on piracy and then imagine how much good that kind of effort could do if they set up sting operations to catch pedos

Have you seen how fast and sleek 460 magnum is? 500 magnum was the “stupidly big” one, 460 was the one that they put a lot of science into

Much like the 50BMG in contrast to the 408 cheytac

Anything to the effect of “this ring isn’t expensive enough” is the only reason you need to never marry that person.

The elf should be using something with an insane amount of stopping power, like a 408 cheytac, or a 460 magnum.

something that screams out of the barrel and penetrates straight through any enemy armored or otherwise.

maybe even one of those new 17 caliber bullets that they put inside of the shell from a .556

I do have standards. It’s easy to make good pizza, you’d have to be an idiot with zero culinary skills to mess it up

there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong