“Oh fuck. Copilot, revert that code change, it’s even more broken now.”

“Yes, you are completely correct, and I apologize for the mistake! Here is a patch to fix the broken code!”

Narrator: It did not fix the broken code.

“Live with it”

Gonna say the same when your fucking back is against the wall next to all the other fucks just like you when all this is over? Society destroyed fascism once. We will fucking do it again.

The restaurant equivalent of fly by night bootleg brand stores on Amazon, where you have ten different stores all selling the same product, sometimes a straight up copy, other times with a very slight variation.

Do not the filesystem/partition management while high. From personal experience.

“Internal bleeding to the torso”

Without any more than that, I’m going to assume he just got a fucking bruise.

Exactly the same concept as memory-mapped hardware I/O, or virtual file system drivers. Makes it so you don’t have to think too much about implementation details and uses a common interface that’s already there.

Don’t need to be able to think to cause mass devastation with a rogue AI. I present the paperclip problem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instrumental_convergence

And from my experience trying to use it for programming, I know it absolutely will try its best to reach an unbounded goal you set for it even if it means creating the most convoluted and unmaintainable spaghetti code you’ve ever seen, or even trying to find loopholes to suppress error messages without actually fixing the error.

Wasn’t this the cause of future events in the whole Terminator series?

Yeah what year is it, 2012? Can I hold onto my Bitcoins this time instead of spending them all on drugs?

Kill whiteness even harder? Got it.

It treat it like the Marines do. You’re never a “former” astronaut once you earn the title. That’s an accomplishment that a fraction of a fraction of humans currently alive will ever achieve.

The oldest millennials are in their 40s. They’ve moved on to talking shit about zoomers. It’s kind of weird seeing everything repeat itself like that as I get older.

I was, when I was younger. I kind of don’t want to spend the rest of my life I have left tweaking some stupid theme that doesn’t matter in the long run. Whenever I reinstall, I pretty much just use it as is and probably only change the wallpaper and turn the theme to dark mode and that’s it.

I’m at the far end of the desktop tweaking inverted U curve and have achieved nirvana, with the new users at the beginning and you in the middle.

Who is?

My ex wife for one, who would like to play Steam games but is not experienced enough to build and fiddle with a gaming PC, much less Linux, and just wants a box she can just plug in and turn on without calling all the IT folks in her family.

Don’t forget about our nerd bias. Most people here have a different perspective than 95% of normies. Remember how clueless the average person is about the inner workings of modern tech.

One-handed locking my PC as I leave my desk with Windows-L.

I see it as anybody too young to remember a world that wasn’t connected 24/7, somebody who in their child/teen years that didn’t make heavy use of the phone attached to the kitchen wall to contact friends. Someone who’s never had to seriously use dialup Internet or an 8/16 bit computer.

This will be the (fifth?) time Microsoft has tried to implement virtual assistants. And they are still exceedingly inefficient at it.

Wow. I mean, if they are trying to stop the “gay agenda” from spreading, they just went about it in the most dipshit way possible. I think I’ll watch it now.

If you aren’t suffering hair loss, dying your hair is probably the greatest thing you can do to take at least 10 years off instantly if you’re well into a graying head. Gets harder to maintain with short buzzed sections though, especially on the sides.

Yup. I remember that. He had a wakeup call when he nearly died during an OD.