Eww

I welcome our dolphin overlords

2 of my jobs are food service and the third one is retail.

Fucking kill me.

Mmmmm, extra steps my favorite!

Just lobby to ban/tariff the competition. EZ

There is no ethical consumption while living a capitalist way of life.

No thanks.

You will pay 10 months rent

Skittles, except it’s 100% green apple skittles and no other flavors.

I love how they reverted green back to lime in the regular bag. They knew they blew it. You gotta know some higher up loved green apple and wanted it in every skittles bag. Fuck that person. You have terrible taste.

I’m glad to be able to purchase skittles again after a decade+ boycott

Been thinking about them beans

Alas, we will no longer know the joy of the original formuloni

Crunchy, so I liked them since I’m a texture eater. But I get why people don’t like them. It’s almost chalky at times on the inside.

Cut them up and melt them into something edible. Things don’t have to be uses in the form they come in.

Holy crap, it wasn’t just me!

Don’t worry everyone, US car manufacturers will lobby for bans/tariffs if they feel threatened

3rd rock from the sun

Newsradio (RIP Phil hartman)

Psychedelics

When I’m 90 give me a ton of heroin and I will put myself in a dumpster before administering an intentional overdose.

Your landed lord demands tribute in 27 days.

AOC voting to protect the rail corporation from the union strike.