WalkingOnEggshells@beehaw.orgtoAsk the Midwest@midwest.social•Hi Midwest! Do you actually put ranch dressing on everything?English
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1 year agoI moved to the Midwest a few years ago and my friends keep hazing me with ranch. They mail gallons of ranch to my house, photoshop ranch my pictures, even give me ranch related clothing. All this because I said I didn’t like ranch on my pizza. The Midwest has a ranch obsession and it must be stopped!
Are you a serial killer?