Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes

That’s what she said.

That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

Seven-six-two millimetre, full metal jacket.

So WipEout, then?

It’s a feature.

There were three Game Boy Castlevanias.

Where is it? I don’t see anything.

honorable mention goes to the Daewoo CPG-120 which I only just learned about today. it’s a consolized MSX2 that looks like a cross between the Enterprise and a Roomba. i can’t decide if it looks magnificent or awful and it’s arguably not a console to begin with but hey

Dude, spoilers.

Probably a sequel to Virtua Fighter Kids. Or maybe to that visual novel on the Game Gear.

He also won’t get better. That witch has a lot to answer for.

It’s all because of that damn yoghurt. If it had actually been non-fat we would’ve never heard of this guy.

You maniacs!

We lost a golden opportunity by never casting Sean Connery as Elvis.

It’d go bankrupt.

Do you like fight scenes on moving cars?

*plantain

Decoy baby!

You only have 1tb of installers?

I don’t think Superman needs a dog.