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Cake day: March 21st, 2025

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  • This lil piss guy gave me an idea.

    We’re gunna put AI and connectivity in Elf On A Shelf. The kids will be able to give their Christmas lists and confess their sins to the AI controlled Elf, which will have it’s own Amazon wishlist.

    The Elf will weigh the sins of the child, and deeming them worthy, will automatically order the appropriate gifts off the list, which will be delivered via drone down the chimney Christmas Eve, once the Elf determines the child has gone to sleep.



  • _druid@sh.itjust.workstocats@lemmy.worldCat shenanigans
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    8 days ago

    In my experience, sometimes cats will get in places you don’t want them to be, denying them the exit makes them want it. Close the door for a little bit, then when you open it, they come shooting out. No muss, no fuss, no one gets clawed trying to usher anyone from behind the toilet or between the shower curtains.