Until they die offscreen on the way to their home planet

We are gathered here today to remember all the ways grandma was kind of a bitch

Memorials would not be very pleasant if we only remembered people as they were in their final days

English…

Let’s not and say we did

He’s the only user I have blocked, because of the bug he caused where every post was from him. I suspect that one incident made him the most blocked person on Twitter.

Me when cat:

C A T

After many failed attempts I can now semi-consistently roll a proper burrito

Any form of Android compatibility must be maximally enshittified to encourage switching – see iMessage. Unless of course it generates revenue for Apple – see Apple Music. Not being stalked/murdered using Air Tags does not generate revenue for Apple: next time buy an iPhone.