Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

…when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol…

Proofreading hard.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Ironically and hypocritically

“Predictably” would also fit here.

All 10 of course. Rather keep it discreet though, don’t want anybody asking awkward questions about why I carry around bags of fingers, whose fingers they are, that sort of thing.

Smelly, moist and full of seamen.

No.

Spontaneous carcinization at this time of year, that time of day, in that part of Japan, localized entirely within their luggage?

Trump is expected to sign another executive order declaring that his father loved him and he doesn’t cry himself to sleep every night thinking about it. Also that Eric is an unbearable chode.

The other list of sexually active popes (and other associated clergy) who have “had children” is stashed away in the Vatican somewhere.

Probably start eating brains. Too close to a major population center to think I’d get out and away without being bitten at least once or twice.

Looks like she’s exhausted from a long day of trying to grow into them. Big job.

Hey OP, what do these entries mean to you?

Trump was later seen in the cafeteria, shirtless, yelling “DOG WHISTLE!” through cupped hands when he wasn’t licking (what we hope was) chocolate pudding off his fingers.

There’s a song about this* by The Beets from 30 years ago.

* See also: Invidious instance link or mirror selection.

Probably for the best. Can’t leak what he isn’t told.

Dildo factory reject. Testers reported discomfort due to what’s known in the industry as “Shapiro syndrome” or sudden vaginal dessication.

Yes.

That ship sailed when they elected a Catholic. What else could have happened?