It’d be redundant and repetitive.

Less expensive than doing the false flag thing.

In a marginally better timeline, it’d be parked off their coast for other reasons.

Owner stuck some code into its fake CAPTCHA page to DDoS a blog and edited some of the archived material. More information here.

Bad site, that’s still archive dot today.

They’ll just all coincidentally have the day off and nobody’s inspecting the gear locker until the end of the week.

Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon…

Always worth pointing out that his Urist McNormalguy pseudonym is as much of a lie as everything else dribbling out of his mouth.

I hope we find out what was going through their heads (before the other stuff that was going through their heads) with this plan. The buffoonery would be funny if it wasn’t so dangerous.

Russia: “Waaah! Just because I’m doing an extermination war on you doesn’t mean you get to hit back! матушка!”

Put a blowtorch on the end of a long stick, maybe one of those two-part sliding ones that they use for pool skimmers and stuff. Melty, blistered plastic doesn’t pass light very well.

So what you’re saying is that I have an finally have an excuse a good reason to get a high-powered laser.

Lock the Kremlin stooge in the bathroom and vote a mechanism into place. Only let them out when it’s done so they can pack their shit and leave.

How hard can you throw it?

Siphon off the 10B from BoArD oF pEaCe and they’ll only need another 90. Easy enough, you could find that between the couch cushions. I’d avoid the one in the VP’s office though.

Guess that seals it. General Caine just told President Bonespurs that he’s on track to accomplish his goal.

Sorry, we meant to say VVPN but Cortana Copilot autocorrected it. It’s a virtual VPN, you get to feel like your browsing is private without wasting processor cycles on silly little things like added layers of encryption.

Enough of this nerd talk though, let’s get Edging™!

Cucumber.

Might makes rights vanish.

12 minutes longer than they should have been there in the first place. People called Russians they go the house.

This makes more sense if she’s trying to gauge the public response to a cannibalism story before some damning Trumpstein evidence on the topic is released.