Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!


Vibes of newgrounds.com circa 2005
A reflection in the glass of the window.
It’s actually the Stargate characters edited into a Star Trek meme.



I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with satisfaction.


Left-to-right, top-to-bottom:


“Make out” makes out so many things.


“Here come the test results: ‘You are a horrible person’. That’s what it says, ‘a horrible person’. We weren’t even testing for that!”


Beat me to it. Also, please remove me from this mailing list.


A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.


That’s terrible
Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies


I’ve still got my Nintendo 64, and I sometimes boot up Goldeneye for old time’s sake.


One cannot reign innocently: the insanity of doing so is evident. Every king is a rebel and a usurper.
-Louis Antoine de Saint-Just, 1792
Or, put in modern terms: There is no such thing as an innocent billionaire.


It could certainly be used as evidence in your favor. Whether it by itself would be enough to exonerate you would depend on things like the evidence against you and how much weight the jury gave to your records.


These are known as souvenir plots. Generally, you aren’t buying the land, but rather you’re buying a contractual right to prevent the actual owner from developing the land.


Californian. No.
It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.


Californian. No.
It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.
I can wire anything directly into anything; I’m the professor!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGKxWatPkd0