“But I don’t have a cloaca.”

Context, if you want it:

This shit makes me so happy. I miss my dreamcast. I was the only person I knew with one, and I would brag about it all the time.

If I need precise aiming, then it’s keyboard and mouse. If not, then I’ll go with a controller just so I can lean back and enjoy things.

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I was born well before cellphone cameras were a thing, and there are plenty of pictures of me as a child that are well out of the hands of Apple and Google. They still make cameras. If your child’s privacy is a concern for you (and it should be) just grab a real camera and do it the old fashioned way. Every aspect of our lives doesn’t need to be passed through the cloud.

If AI has access to your child’s photos, your privacy settings aren’t strict enough. Don’t post pics of your fucking children online, you fucking shitheads.

I feel like you don’t really need the whole bit after the comma.

Believable. I once passed by a book titled “Common Circumcision Rituals of Orc Clans in the Great Southern Wastes” written by Dr. SpinalfluidHammer, MD. The cover was of the author holding a too-large knife covered in too much blood. He seemed happier than the situation called for.

Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.

You can’t miss.

Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.

Oh, him? Yeah, that’s the Orc bartender PissMace.

A 3 hour tour?

I’ve put left over baked pasta in tortillas before and ate it like a hungover savage. I’m OK with this picture. The only thing missing is a brick of cornbread.

Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.

That image is so emotionally appropriate.

I just don’t see how this is so blatantly done. It should be a slam dunk in court. Churches don’t pay taxes. Public schools are funded with taxes. Churches don’t get to make the rules for public schools.

Let’s flip it on it’s head. I don’t tithe to churches, but now all churches must serve pepperoni Eucharist and orange soda at service. Done. That’s the rule, now, since it seems like anyone can just say some shit and it has to happen. Don’t push me, or I’ll make you fill the baptismal with lime jell-o.

I’ve been looking for a replacement for my Xbox controller because I’m tired of buying new ones that all have sticky B buttons. Hopefully this will do the trick.

Or the anxiety of what the meeting will be about that spans the entire morning beforehand.

Reuters and AP News are really the only two sources I pretty much implicitly trust anymore. As far as I’m concerned, the person reporting false news and attributing it to Reuters should be hung by the neck until dead.

I’m at the end of Journey 3 level 200 with a character that I am using for the DLC. The only thing left for me is Melania in the main game, but I’m not rushing it because she’s the only boss that really whooped my ass in the main game the first 3 times I fought her. The DLC bosses are giving me that Melania rush, again. When I beat one, I feel like I fucking WON that fight. Hell, I think 80% of the fights I’ve had so far I haven’t even been able to summon my spirit buddies, which has admittedly been a crutch in the main game. I love it. It’s a fucking challenge.