Let’s not and just say she did. Time to move on.

Great, more for me!

Alternative:

You’re so poor that when AWS goes down you can still sleep in your own bed.

EDIT: I also heard Bosch Dishwashers were also unable to start cycles from the phone app during the outage… oh the humanity.

Tabloids… go figure.

As someone who paid $500 USD for the lifetime pass and went through 3 TiVo units over 20 years: So long and thanks for all the ad-free moments.

You have named your OAI browser companion: Clippy

Broken clock and all that.

Remember, this twat believes :

Governments Control the weather https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-doubles-down-weather-comments-after-backlash-1964508

Jewish Space Lasers https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-book-space-laser-b2449506.html

Chemtrails are real https://gizmodo.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-is-going-after-chemtrails-with-new-bill-to-ban-weather-modification-2000625097

https://devforum.roblox.com/t/the-ultimate-guide-on-how-to-run-roblox-on-linux-studio-player/3171920

So much winning!

Not really, Putin still blamed Ukraine drones for being in the area that prompted them to launch missiles.

Russia launched missiles that hit or hit near a commercial jet and Russia, not Ukraine Drones nearby are the reason for the 38 deaths.

TACO

Paramount does this shit too.

If you have Ad Free Paramount+ you get 30s intro ads where you have to hit the >> or OK button to make it go away.

I had assumed that people would figure that the 0.03 was part of 1.00 and not 100 but yeah, my bad. changed.

Lets see, between its introduction in 1892 to its discontinuation in 2019 we can safely derive a global sales average of $273 million per year (accounted for inflation).

2019-1892 = 127 years * $273 = $34.67 Billion.

$966m penalty equates to a 3% deficit to its overall worldwide sales over the lifetime of the product. IE: Nothing.

Should have been 1 day of jail for every 1 bottle of baby oil he spilt.

How to get Top Brass to turn on you with this ONE easy move…

Dinky Dick Dimensia Don

Gasp, they have to wait that long to be saved from the clutches of those homeless warlords?

I’m sure they’ll all be welcomed to Portland, maybe even showered in Voodoo donuts and Portland’s famous drag queens and strippers.

Toilet flushing noises.

6.63% drop? lot lower than I expected.