A cult leader in NZ who goes by the name Apostle Brian Tamaki looks like a drunk hiding a black eye when wearing his signature tough guy sunglasses.

He’s not cool, and even less so with sunnies.

Yet those same fools go out during daylight under the sun, which can radiation burn your skin in minutes.

No. Worry about your microwaves and wifi and cellular phones!

It’s what the ‘C’ stands for. Internet Relay Cancer.

Everyone likes to cancer with their friends. Call them up on the 'phone to have a cancer.

“This ship… is fucked”.

Ooh yeah, that was a fantastic one.

Yay, it uses the XDG dirs… Wait, no, not like that.

The Fourth Kind (2009)

Owls.

Them: “Waterworld is crap, it’s just Mad Max on water”

Me: “that sounds awesome”

He’s not kept a promise (or oath, or contract, or equivalent) either.

Hitler paid the gestapo.

It’s the mind of a spoiled child who’s never been told “no”.

Your family changed it’s name to Latrine?

And the Google dudes too?

They’re all the same: billionaires.

He’s not even cool enough for industrialized pedophilia.

That’s sounds quite pleasant.

It’d also make a nice change for the players; instead of, say, concussions.

I’d bet on stagflation actually:

Stagflation is an economic condition characterized by the simultaneous occurrence of high inflation, stagnant economic growth, and elevated unemployment.

90% of everything sucks.

Sturgeon’s law states that “ninety percent of everything is crap,” suggesting that most works in any field are of low quality. This observation was made by science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon to highlight that low-quality content exists across all genres and areas of life.

Alternatively, hyper inflation will reduce your debt to nothing and you’ll still have a house.

Not visible enough.

Walk out onto the field and do nothing. Or perhaps kneel, that seems to upset fascists for some reason.

Yeah, I’m slightly surprised this clowncar government didn’t accept.