I actually believe him. But perhaps the real crime is that he was so filthy rich that Epstein could steal millions and he didn’t even notice.

But these guys will mask up everywhere except the TB Ward. It’s like they are doing us all a favor.

Ironic that the Brits seem to be taking steps to hold their monarchy to account (even tiny ones), while here in America we are making a new monarchy…

None of this is OK, but if they refuse to wear masks around TB patients then maybe the problem will sort itself out eventually…

I have secret footage of the Democrats’ plan to recruit Progressives to vote for them:

The NY Post is obnoxiously right-wing. The Daily News is just obnoxious.

Sorry, the NY Daily News is not to be trusted for anything outside of NYC sports, even if it is saying something we agree with.

No, they’re all at 10 Downing Street. I learned that from that esteemed British documentary, Doctor Who…

You are never going to get someone in an exit pool saying “I will never vote for a woman for President”. So the exit polls will never tell the story. Maybe if the exit polls was in the bar next door, during Happy Hour, and we can get them sufficiently lubricated first

I know it is convenient for me, because it means that I can ignore all data, because it is all flawed. But I still know I’m right.

Sigh. Here’s my data that proves that zip codes matter:

2020:

2024:

See the difference? It was only a handful of voters in certain states that did it. Why did they change? You can’t really tell me there was any meaningful difference between the first election and the second one on a matter of policy.

Both she (and Harris) lost because their votes were not in the right zip codes. Biden got those votes. Biden was not a magically better candidate than either woman. There’s only one explanation that makes any sense at all.

Some voters may not even be aware of it. They might not even realize they are giving male candidates the benefit of the doubt, while assuming the worst about female candidates.

Did anyone ever say they couldn’t vote for Bill Clinton or GWB because they didn’t like the way they laughed?

The Presidency is a bridge too far, though.

Ask yourself: why did Joe Biden, of all people, win, where Clinton and Harris? It certainly wasn’t because he had fewer “crappy policies” than they did.

America, as a whole, is simply too misogynistic to elect a woman as President right now but, they are at least self-aware to know they can’t say that out loud. So we get excuses, instead, like “I don’t like her laugh” or “I just don’t agree with her”.

My favorite was a dude who said “I can’t vote for Harris, she reminds me too much of my ex-wife”. At least he’s honest.

Ah, yet another “Kavanaugh Stop” .

Kavanaugh assured us, though, that

“U.S. citizen[s] or otherwise lawfully in the United States” would be “free to go after the brief encounter”

There. Feel better now?

I love AOC, I think she’s the future of the country, but please please PLEASE do not nominate another candidate with a vagina in 2028. We’re just not ready for that.

I am selfish as a New York State resident and want to keep her, and give her Chuck’s seat in 2028. Maybe after a term or three in the Senate we’ll be ready to elect someone without a penis as President.

I’m less upset that all SSNs might end up compromised and more upset that no one is going to get punished for it. If a career Federal Employee did this, they would be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

But since it was Elon’s friends who did it, everyone in power will just shrug and say “who knew this would be such a big deal”…

Voting Blue? No Vote For You!

Something needs to me done while this headline is just a metaphor

Your very first passport is subject to additional scrutiny. You generally have to go to a local facility that accepts applications, present your original documents, and attest that they are genuine. Then, all the documentation is sent to the State Department where they validate it all. When the passport is issued, your supporting documents are returned to you by mail. (I hope you didn’t have to move in between!)

In the course of Doing My Own Research, I uncovered classified footage of the party balloon, which proves Noem’s case that the balloon was dangerous and needed to be taken down…

If you can afford a BMW in the first place, you can afford the blinker fluid subscription…