Ok, hear me out: What if we were to dig a system of narrow tunnels under the city, and then let people drive through them. Of course, cars would need to be on some form of automated tracks to make it safe. Then you could link up multiple cars and make long lines of cars following the tracks to the same destination.

It’s a brand new concept, I know, but modern problems require modern solutions. Maybe we can sell hats and flamethrowers to generate support.

(/s in case it wasn’t obvious)

Pushing directly to main just feels better.

Can you really be proficient in a language you didn’t invent?

I want nothing but potatoes in my chips!

rust: “You just translated someone else’s essay”

Sadly this will probably not change unless attacks become so frequent that paying the ransom is more expensive than hiring competent people and teaching them proper opsec.

It’s bound to happen at some point, but I wouldn’t hold my breath.

I think “user” in this case means “employee”. Phishing is by far the most common point of entry.

clears table to make room for giant Yu-Gi-Oh playmat

It’s time to duel, bitch!

These people need to embiggen their vocabulary!

At least in Mega Man 2 he looks like a slightly more normal dude in riot gear with a gun.

No one. It’s local. As it should be.

Bunker fuel (HFO) is pretty cheap, as long as you don’t care about the environment…

I don’t know, can you make a JPEG of the cheese wheel and then put the hyperlink on the blockchain? Maybe make it so I can import the cheese in a shitty MMO that nobody actually wants to play?

Unstoppable turd vs. immovable asshole.

OP is a silly billy and doesn’t know how to properly use Linux.

This. I still lurk reddit for information, but I will never contribute. Advertisers these days only care about interaction anyway, so I doubt lurking significantly impacts the profitability one way or the other.