I do care that you broke your elbow.

Make sure you swallow them when you’re done chewing.

You guys have dreams?

I live with my fingers on both buttons at all times.

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Copy that, ghost rider. That’s my bad.

Ever heard of TV?

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Not without a warrant, bitch.

I wish a motherfucker would.

And let’s be honest, they can’t understand why.

It wasn’t funny then either.

I’ll do it for $10.