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Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

Don’t forget about guns

Those don’t seem to work for me. I think it’s because they started using an artificial sweetener that gives me equal or worse digestive issues

We mix ketchup and Worcestershire and put it on meatloaf. And then we make more to dip the meatloaf in while eating.

I was gonna say Taco Bell hell

My wife is reading through some top 500 books or whatever list and she always struggles with this. If you give it 50-100 pages and get nowhere, just put it down and call it a loss.

Meanwhile, I’m just reading scifi and fantasy stuff that comes well recommended and rarely have to give up on a book.

I’ve been playing off and on for years, but can’t get past about level 20. I suck so bad at the game but love it

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

I’ve been doing: 1/2 cup old fashioned oats 1 cup flavored kefir 1 Tbsp chia 1 Tbsp ground flax As many blueberries as I can cram in with the rest in a 1 pint mason jar

It’s… Fine. I’ve been considering adding half Greek yogurt and half kefir, but I’m already desperate for more sugar in the recipe.

Maybe a splash of honey will be my next step

Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans

I have had pretty good luck with doing

High five Up high Down low Too slow

My nephew would just let me do it forever, always trying to beat me on the too slow bit.

Isn’t it way more deadly than covid? Maybe that’ll be reason enough to scare idiots into compliance?

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I know I’m just an anecdote but Netflix had some ridiculous deal where I paid $75 for a year of Starz and I got Netflix for free. So they got to pretend like they didn’t lose me when in reality I was imminently going to quit due to the password crackdown.

You just triggered a thought that 12 people now have to say they’re Trump’s peer

And garlic or at least garlic powder

I think a lot of young teens will just vote how their parents tell them unfortunately. And we’re breeding dumber and dumber kids by cutting education anyway possible in Southern states, so they’ll just pile on the maga wagon

I’m in the same boat. I got some super sweet deal through my phone company. It was right when they started cracking down on sharing accounts. This way they can claim they have more viewers. No way I’d pay real money to them, but free enough to not quit

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