Calling people “low-spec”? I’m stealing that.

The description that can be spoken is not the Eternal description. That said: I’m a fucking fairy in combat boots.

Hitting your kids: don’t fucking do that. You might not ever see them when they reach adulthood.

Losing Joann’s has made it really difficult to find fabric locally. Michael’s needs to step their game up.

Oh like the conversations you have? FUCK OFF LOL

Almost identical situation and age. I signed my boy up for karate to help him form some self control, along with discipline and respect, help him quiet his inner mind. Honestly, aside from trying to spar with me half the time, he’s much improved. He probably just needed an outlet for all that energy.

Nothing to stop you from adding one.

My current main playlist is about 4 hours. All of my favorites, kind of like my own soundtrack, so I never really get tired of it. I curate the list every so often should one particular song feel repetitive or I’ve found a new banger (goes straight to the top slot).

Don’t just kill them. Round them up for that new game Russians are playing, where they run around an open field while an explosive-charged drone tries to catch them. Televised, of course.

You also don’t need to brew hot tea. I prefer cold brewing, using about 8 tea bags per gallon. Just refrigerate for about 12 hours, or longer to taste if you like it stronger. I’ve done this with black teas (I love Red Rose for iced tea), sencha green tea, and oolong (my favorite).

I’m about to hit 49. We’re just older kids, that’s all.

I just bought myself a Hismith and, well, it solved a lot of problems. Now, how to tell my wife I’m leaving her for a clanker.

He looks like he’s asking for a poopie change.

Poke bowls or sushi.

No, but definitely neurodivergent to some degree. I place in INTJ on the Myers-Briggs if that matters.

After reading a descriptor of MPDG with examples, I find another source of previous gender envy, ticking yet another box on the list of “how I knew I was always a girl”. Thank you!

I used to build my own modpack with Mekanism as the core mod. I simply love the Atomic Disassembler!

Completely reorganize the kitchen, including cutlery drawers, appliances, and so on. Clean out the fridge and freezer, wiping down the walls and shelves. Organize and rotate all jars, cans, and boxes of food forward, like you’d see in a grocery store. Do this to the pantry as well. Top to bottom kitchen cleaning: sweep, mop, wipe down all surfaces.

Then, as a reward, I’ll slap my dragon dildo on the kitchen island and have my way with it while watching yuri on my Samsung fridge, covering myself in whipped cream and fruit syrups, losing myself multiple times right before I finally serve myself dessert. Yum.

I got to be good friends with someone I met at work and we gamed online when we could. We’d be playing a game, and he would always get so angry, raging at the game into the mic (I’m the only one listening, mind you), actually getting angry at a video game. I would find it amusing at first, but it became exhausting after a while, so I would find other games to play or just go invisible on Steam. He’d call me every so often, asking what’s up or if I was playing that night, but I’d find other things to do or say I wasn’t playing much anymore. I really hate lying to people.

It wasn’t until years later he started getting assault weapons, talking conservatively, and becoming toxic in general. I decided to ghost him because I felt I couldn’t trust him anymore. It’s really too bad, as he was a nice guy at first, but something changed in him and it gave me an icky feeling. I suppose it’s for the better, as I have no idea how he would have handled my transition.