Maria, he’s not going to grab you by the pussy. Stop trying.

Whatever you say, Sloppy Satya!

🎶 I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be? 🎶

🎶 Believe it or not, I’m not home! 🎶

5 seconds? Just skip that as well.

Yes. The 77.3 million who chose Trump, as well as those who were too lazy to bother voting.

Collectively they can get fucking rekt.

You elected an imbecile, twice.

That says so much more about the American voters than it will ever about Trump or anyone in his admin.

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They’re shocked that the leopards are eating their faces?

Awww, such a shame.

They’re getting what they voted for (no sarcasm)

Hacking. It’s always hacking /s

We’re in!

Canada would have done it free of charge, just like Canada did in 1812.

At least Canada doesn’t have to do it this time!

Chaos and instability.

He’ll keep the title, Nonce of York

As Elaine Benes, right?

Turd cutter!

Pete Davidson is disappointing as well.

His father died on 9/11 and he’s up dancing for those responsible.

At least those states are getting what they voted for.

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Considering the amount of people who chose not to vote, it’s not much of a surprise.