And combined with a smart watch and a blood pressure cuff, I bet it could learn to edge you perfectly and indefinitely.

You know you can get salmonella from plants too, right? And you’re less likely to fully cook them.

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What if it’s an infinitely mighty boot? Ya know what’d make it even more mighty? Existing. Therefore it already exists. Start licking!

I just did a theology!

Thats the worst. Stand to pee, let out a fart while peeing, fart turns into turtlehead, finish peeing, immediately have to sit down with face in fart cloud.

I believe the pen in front of me exists.

Or that we’ve turned lead into gold, though not very cost-effectively to say the least.

And that’s just Xander.

Do Muslims count as a denomination? And if not, why not?

“And if you don’t support killing them, you support terrorists, mmmkaaaaayyyy” — Bill Maher

That’s how you sell the plan to republican lawmakers.

Community note: this claim lacks empirical evidence 🤓

the judiciary can ask

Ask whom?

I thought it was people arguing about BASIC-A vs GW-BASIC.

And with no profit motive, you can have better access in less profitable neighborhoods.

Sure, and scare quotes are fine, too. But anybody who’s ever read one page of any randomly selected story should understand their primary use.

That said, I’ll never condone using quotation marks for emphasis.

“Here’s how Bernie could still win”

Oh so it’s a meme bragging about a coping mechanism. That’s fun.

Because it’s a quotation. Quotation marks aren’t just scare quotes, they’re also for quotations.

(this advice does not apply if you want to sell adderall)