This is standard. I know of a minor who was groomed, and he was told repeatedly that he could be charged with creating child pornography. Don’t let the Columbus PD fool you: this is how they all behave.

Though shall now be spelled: Tho.

I’m guessing the switch they’re discussing affects the tendency of the body to store excess energy instead of just passing it thru. That is: if you don’t pack it on, you push it out. If you know what I mean…

Chiropractors.

Nice try, FBI