Three blondes are walking through the forest when they come upon a set of tracks. The first blonde says, “oh look, deer tracks”. The second one says, “no, those a bear tracks”. The third one says, “you’re both wrong, those are moose tracks!” Then they get hit by a train.

Awww, it’s like a little.baby version of my 8 year old Barley <3

“Our news media”, huh?

Oh boy, Points. I certainly enjoy the “real cash value” of Points. If only I were paid in Points instead of Money

What if I don’t live in America, and my local infrastructure is sanitary?

Thanks, I was shitposting. My bad, it’s out of my system now

I mean, I don’t think fictional characters are good or bad at anything. They’re fictional.

Do you think Mexter Dorgan is a good baker?

The best part is, once they get a surprise hit they can fold the studio and lay everyone off, ensuring that nobody but Execs reap the rewards!

Number must go up!

No, there are many of us who tried it, found it lacking, and never used it again, especially in light of the endless hype cycle. :)

Like, upside-down?

Here’s hoping. I’m not so optimistic about Europe really flexing their muscles, but I look forward to being pleasantly surprised!

I would like to know more

Hey Op, you gonna respond to any of this replies, or was it your goal to just rile people up and ditch the thread immediately?

Allowed by who, the government? The National Ministry of Dating? The Police?

What sorts of punishments should be appropriate for dating beyond the statistically arbitrary numerical age gaps?

You can see why there’s push back to this concept, right?

Surprising no one, since people have been calling this for months

Scoring more goals than them in Rocket League

Unless that’s just the shitty cover story

Here’s where the No Man’s Sky app comes in handy

“Assistant for No Man’s Sky”

Ooooof, what a dark timeline. I’d rather hear “I don’t know” over BS any day of the week