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THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
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34m UK. Fanboy, gaymer, Digg (and Reddit?) refugee, ADHDer, occasional writer/designer/editor, lefty (handedness), and lefty (political).
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
We’re deleting ‘doors’ as a feature. They just don’t make sense.
— Melontusk
Friend created. Initials (“MJL”) became word! Makes smile.
There was (maybe still is) a cake shop in Southgate, North London. About a minute from my old flat.
The cakes in the window display rarely changed, if ever.
The guy running it looked like if you imagine the toughest prisoner at a prison, only wearing an apron.
About 50/50 whether the glass would be smashed whenever you walked past.
It was often “open” and had people coming in and out of it at 2-3am when I came back from nights out.
And there was a drive-by shooting right in that area while I lived there, that I always assumed was related. 😅
Plus ADHD and depression are comorbid, so a lot of what we think of as “ADHD symptoms” might be depression symptoms? Idk just a thought 😃
In-sta-gram
Although I’m only saying that to be contrarian, I do actually agree with you 😬
Squeeze to activate Google Assistant, from the Pixel 2 XL (and maybe others, I don’t remember)
inb4 Reddit rebrands as “R”
Funnily enough @fer0n@lemm.ee does seem to work in the Liftoff app, but I guess there maybe isn’t a standard yet. 😃
I already cancelled my Reddit Premium and joined the Lemmy.world Patreon. 👍
I got’choo, I was just kidding. ✌️
Bloody “serious people”.
Could you get away with having a fidget cube in your lap or (inconspicuously) behind your back? That’s one way I’ve managed to fidget undetected in meetings before haha.
So what I’m hearing is, “My wife doesn’t want me to be able to concentrate when I’m in a ‘serious meeting’.” 🙃
At least we’ll get a delightfully stunted Jony Ive product film out of it.