Pussy juice
This is why they’re so against abortion. More babies means more porn.
A short list, indeed.
You can never go wrong with cats or plants.
You’re doing the Lord’s work.
I have no patience for lactose, and I won’t stand for it.
Surprise, motherfucker.
No, we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold and it’s fresh and it’s all homemade.
Time to hoist the jolly roger high.
I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time