Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!
Whoa buddy, too soon. Now is not the time to talk policy. Trans kids are playing soccer.
RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.
Brave brave Sir Donald
Q : I’ve been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
Picard : You fell asleep.
Sorry for your loss
“Mamaw, would God still love me if I wanted to fuck the couch?”
I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by color of their upholstery but by the comfyness of their cushions.
Gandalf wasn’t there
Don’t worry. She’s one of the good ones.
They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!
Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You’re carrying this baby to term.
So think of the SpongeBob meme where he keeps revealing more dirty diapers. We are currently at the panel where he points out the window to the mountain of diapers.
Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!
Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.
“You’ll be shot for this!”
“Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed put before.”
“Until we meet again!” deploys golden parachute
BGM Type:
☐ Arrangement
☑ Original
Nice Seiko 5 GMT