He’s the smartest man in generations. He said we don’t need vaccines and now I’m ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET’S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.

That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.

Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I’m certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

His eyes sure look frightened.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?

Don’t worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It’s ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don’t approve of this latest bad stuff and then it’s not your fault. There you go, guy.

That’s the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It’s only fair. /s

Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.

It’s really cool how he made all this money in a state that had favorable conditions for his tech business and then wants to run away without paying his share for infrastructure. Asshole.

Solidarity and such, but you won’t.

Search for github repos of dotfiles and read through people’s shell profiles, aliases, and functions. You’ll learn a lot.

But William wanted more. He tried working at the Opel automobile factory. Then as a car salesman. Nothing satisfied him. He kept pestering his uncle for a better position, a higher title, more money.

Adolf was furious. “I didn’t become Chancellor for the benefit of my family,” he reportedly said. “No one is going to climb on my back.”

William, desperate and resentful, made a catastrophic decision: he tried to blackmail Adolf Hitler.

He threatened to tell newspapers that Adolf’s paternal grandfather was allegedly a Jewish merchant named Leopold Frankenberger—a rumor that would destroy Hitler’s credibility with his antisemitic base.

So, not someone automatically deserving of praise. Maybe he stopped being a devious, greedy blackmailer later in life, but this certainly isn’t flattering and we don’t know anything about the type of person he was behind closed doors after he served.

But don’t worry. That asshole who played Blossom and Amy Farafowler is a zionist shithead and will make enough noise to drown out all these “anti-Semites.” Imagine treating people as deserving human rights, amiright? /s

He’s actually done a phenomenal job of redefining the limits of USA politics. I mean, he’s completely destroying our country, and at a rate that even I have to acknowledge is kind of impressive, despite being horrifying.

Sadly, I don’t think they give out the Nobel for that. But maybe we can get him one of those trophies little kids get for playing sports.

Guests who appear remotely on television programs wear earpieces to hear the audio from the anchor who is interviewing them. CNN said that because of a technical error, an audio feed from a different CNN channel began playing in Mr. Miller’s ear. He could no longer hear Mr. Sanchez.

Yes, of course. I believe you. I have no reason not to. Fascists.

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Bullshit.

Can’t happen quickly enough.