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10 days agoMicrosoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?


Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn’t they think they’d be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?
No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend… Specifically a pig, according to my wife.
As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let’s fucking not
This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that’s why I’m not on it.