A very cuddly one

Yeah but they make such a mess.

Spite is always a valid reason to the spiteful.

If you’re a flightless bird in Australia high caliber rounds sound almost quaint compared to some of the other ways you can die.

Didn’t China just punt off a ticket to some asteroids? Viability tests maybe?

It’s fairly on brand for Valve, one of their banners was a guy with pipe valve stuck to his head.

Carbon fibre is a big one.

China stopped importing it.

The panels are plastic, so while this is a concern, they probably wouldn’t get much for them. Bumper I’m less sure about.

SouthPark reference for those out of the loop, not the poster above though, he knows what’s up.

Just make sure you pack a very good gun and are up a sturdy tree. Barring that get a spear with a pole as thick as your arm and a tip with a wide guard on it. The guard is important, because a boar will impale itself to get to you and there’s a good chance it will succeed before expiring.

F-701 here, gone through 2 refills and it’s still going strong. I have heard that stealing parts of yours might be worth the investment though.

No better way to wake yourself up in the morning.