Mushroom kingdom banks are a bit slow.

I straight up hate that so many people are just now brushing up against the fact that everything is marketing. Everything is purposeful. Everything is sinister. Goddamn.

This app is currently available and works. Not sure what your problem is.

Have you not been paying attention? Corporations already run this country.

Take out tons of credit cards, loans etc and max them out with no intention of paying any of it back. Burn it to the ground.

Or you know buy an AMD card and quit giving your money to the objectively worse company.