About as coherent as “we defeated Medicare!”

No mention of Futurama? Screw moving the ship, just move the universe around it!

Can’t wait until we bail out most of silicon valley because they’re too big to fail.

Ok? Doesn’t change what I said.

Alright buddy, guess I’m an idiot. I know many people who are religious and don’t bother me with what they believe, Christian, Muslim, Jewish…

I was with you until the last sentence. As someone who is not religious in the slightest, I have no problem with people being religious as long as it’s not forced in me.

All my homies love Kate.

Ooo, scorched is a nice change of pace from being slammed.

So who is providing the prep talk? Hegseth? I hope they laugh him out of the state

And religion, apparently

True. The ham seasoning packed is definitely lacking

Dude, Bean soup cooked with leftover ham is amazing.

I’d be doing that anyway

I skipped that whole initial peak: started on Ubuntu 20 years ago, moved to kubuntu after unity and moved to tumbleweed 6 months ago.

Faces are typically smaller than heads, unless you’re a comic character that has their eyes hanging off.

Public dividend

I’ve got an idea! Let’s raise taxes on everyone and then give them checks for 1% of it and call it a dividend!

Trump runs this country like I ran my cities in Sim City 2000 when I was 10.

Yes, because this is, by design, a text only platform. You would not be able to see the “walking” here.

she is will

We can still do it to at least try and offset some of the damage done in Texas, etc.

Of all the things he’s changed about the country, I bet something like this is what he cares about the most. I can just imagine the tantrum trump will throw when the next president* digs this up and returns it to grass, or better yet, an actual garden.

* if we get another president.