But what of the coming Subaru Wars?
But what of the coming Subaru Wars?
Maybe a bunch of penguin stickers and one that says, “Ask me about Linux!”
Might hurt on date night, though.
I have yet to witness a fulfilled life that is not flush with 20 Robux a week.
/S just in case people thought I gave more than two craps about Roblox.
Joking aside, retail therapy is a thing. Some people shop when they are lonely/bored. Ask my exwife.
Plot twist! By then you will need a second job to fund your child’s Need for Robux.
Sounds a bit like my dad saying ‘walk it off’ .
I had a pair of those, too. They gave out after I’d only lifted three Ford Pintos over my head.
I asked the Chinese takeout for my money back, but they pretended not to understand me.
This just in; drinking 30 percent sugar in moments every day causes weight gain.
You know they drank it off camera and refilled it with cool aid.
People that actually invest in Dom sold that to some rich middle fucks and refilled the bottle.
Phhft, a make only patriarchy, in the US? !
/S
Can’t we stahp all this wafflin ’ dere, and maybe finish are waffles?
Brunch only comes once a week, don’t 'cha know.
He’s actually made of compressed Cheeto dust.
I swear I read somewhere that there are parts of Europe were tipping isn’t required, but if you want extra good service you’ll tip before being served if you want good attentive service.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, I can’t remember where I read it.
Loading screen banter from The Sims.
If I recall correctly, they did an interview with AP or Metal Hammer back in the 00’s explaining that they weren’t a Christian band, they just liked how brutal the story of Cane and Abel was from the Bible and used it as a framing device.
Correct me if I’m wrong, though; I haven’t looked them up in over a decade.
Thankfully, I’ve never imagined gaining anything from my mom when she passes some day. Thankfully her parents set up a trust so she isn’t homeless, but when she finally gives in to assisted living, those bills will eat whatever is left.
She’s always like, “but I’m leaving you the house!”
The house is full of worthless collectibles and smells terrible after decades of floods and cats. If she got hit by a bus tomorrow I’d probably sell it to one of those seedy We Buy Ugly Houses companies.
And yet, we still don’t have a phone that can pee on us. Engineers are so culture-deaf.
It could be useful if you live in a submarine that is always emerging/submerging.
Finally, Peewees Playhouse has found open source representation.
I worked at Spencer’s back in the early 2000s when they started getting Extra Edgy.
Like they’ve always had lube and rinky dink ‘massagers’ , all of the sudden we had the ivibe Rabbit and tshirts with actual swears on them. The soccer moms briefly clutched their pearls.
What a time to be alive.