- cross-posted to:
- world@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- world@lemmy.world
I’ll never watch porn the same way again.
I mean a lot of porn stars are already filled with plastic.
Now they can be covered in it too!
god we’re so cooked
New shitty pickup line now available: “Hey baby, how about I inject some micro plastics into you”
So… now we need to stop jerking off because this polutes the environment too! ?!
Are we going to breed frakking cylons now?
I’ve seen some pretty attractive toasters.
“You got microplastics in my semen!”
“You got semen in my microplastics!”
- Reese’s SemenPlastic Cups
It is as Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park: “Life finds a way, that way is plastic, and it’s not fantastic.”
Well, I’m doing my part to get rid of it all.
Guess I’ll keep trying until there’s another solution.
i have a solution but im not sure youre gonna like it
Try me
We are so close to being able to cum glitter. Just think of the possibilities. What a time to be alive.
The very last, maybe.
“Let me nut some plastic into you, baby!”
kids in Detroit are using their jizz as hot glue.
Glitter is stored in the balls
My loads will be a shotgun blast of funfetti
cumfetti
And since plastics mimic female hormones…
Well helloooo GOLIATH!
They found it women’s placenta as well. We’re fucked as a species.
We just need to recycle more
Does this mean people can now count as sone firm of 3d printing extruder?
New gender just dropped? Female: x Male: x Other: 3D printer extruder ✔️
This doesn’t make me feel good about anything
That’s fine because this isn’t /c/feelsgood
Misread “tested” as “tasted” at first
Aerate it.